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Posted on 20th Sep at 2:14 PM

Autumn? I think you mean Halloween.

Posted on 17th Sep at 8:23 PM, with 6,414 notes


it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down

Posted on 17th Sep at 8:20 PM, with 1 note


California hasn’t had a winter in almost 2 years. Well at least so cal.

I swear to you last year it was hot all of the winter months…please let the cold come through this year.

I was so mad that it was sintering in every state but Florida about years ago. I’m still the only one in my immediate family that’s never seen snow. I’m so ready for the cute fashions.

Posted on 15th Sep at 9:06 PM, with 27,731 notes









"How fat bitches laugh"

But where is the lie? (i laugh like this)

The last one tho 😭😭😭

That laugh got me on the floor over here!!!

I hate this so fuckin much cause this is 300 af

Noooooo I wasn’t ready for the last one

Lmfaoooooo I’m in tears from the last one

ive fallen and i cant get up

I’m about to reevaluate my life choices

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Posted on 15th Sep at 8:51 PM, with 224,695 notes






Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T



Then that would mean phineas and Vanessa are siblings and pherb is in love with his sister.

Posted on 15th Sep at 8:45 PM

I had a dream that I went to Comic-Con in Austin and went to the Tyler Posey panel. There weren’t many people there and Dylan O’Brien popped up and took some pics with fans. Others started leaving but I hung around to chat with them. They didn’t have time to stay so they invited me to dinner.

I went and we chatted some more. I know Posey is engaged and Dylan has a gf so I wasn’t trying to woo them. However through the whole dinner Dylan was speaking Spanish. My Spanish isn’t that good so I asked him what was the deal with that and he got upset and left. Tyler didn’t really explain what the problem was so I was Hella confused.

That’s when things started to get weird. The con was near a hospital and people state to get sick a lot. Plus in the background I heard on the news of people going missing and being find days later sliced to ribbons. And out of my peripheral I kept seeing this makes motorcycle rider following us. I figured they were after Tyler and Dylan so I decided to investigate. (Which in hindsight was pretty dumb.)

Of course I vine close to uncovering the mystery of the murderous naked rider and they vine for me. During my investigation I noticed something was off with my memory. It had something to do with the motorcyclist. They chased me around town and I saw my friend and the rider was going after her too! I was shocked like, why are yuk going for my friends. I just met Posey and them the other day, I’m not that big in their life that thug should attack my loved people.

I realized they chose their next target through accessed memories. So since they’d accessed my memory, receive I’d ever met had become a potential target. Damn. After I got my friend safe from the rider through Scooby Doo type chase scene through the hospital the rider cornered me in the attic.

They had on this catsuit and it was a chick. They go to remove theory helmet and I’m expecting done Celty Sturleson type ish but it was fucking Nicki Minaj.
She pulls out a pocket knife and comes for me. I’m thanking good that I just so happen to have my razor on me and we knife fight. So we’re fighting and I I’m thinking “holy shit, Nicki Minaj!” But she had this crazed look in her eye and she’s doing typical villain shit like revealing her entire plan to infect America for some kind of weird master plan.

Meanwhile the fight is not going well for me. I’m bleeding. A lot. So I fake it. I feign an interest in what she’s talking about, which shocks her but she is glad I’ve seen the light and says I’d make a great addition to the plan.
She shows me around and it’s done weird flashback stuff that I didn’t get to investigate because I woke up.

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