Fatty Boom Boom - Die Antwoord
Addicted to this song like a mofo
I wanna see a tv show with the Sprint family. You have a hamster dad, hot mom, normal son, French daughter in the scouts, black grandpa and creepy friend Gordon.
her face is like, ‘you did not’
"I had a crush on you in high school."
"The assignment is due tomorrow, not today."
"The assignment is due today, not tomorrow."
"Wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"
"Can I see your laptop for a minute?"
"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"
when people try and steal your text post
Caught her ass
6:50am, look at this sweetling
CANT RISK IT
There’s so many cute girls at my job. I’m really going to miss them when I leave.
i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else